almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”
that image of donald trump with the like, 4 dozen hamburgers is still the funniest thing in the world


american politics is mainly just sitting around in horror while waiting for the funniest images possible to be generated


EXACTLY

![A quote attributed to Confucius overlaying a landscape photo of a lake, trees and a mountain range. It has been edited to read "[Do a monkey's] job [as a horse], and you will never have to work a day in your life."](https://64.media.tumblr.com/10d92fb5fb5c17dd0c42803039066a32/25f1c599227f8d49-a1/s1280x1920/9d2f8e15c6b53dd01de8c93048d762f98722a28f.png)





